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    31 December

    Beer lake freezes in German city after truck mishap

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A busy intersection in the German city of Kassel turned into a lake of frozen beer on Tuesday when some 1,600 bottles smashed after poorly secured crates flew off a delivery truck, police said.

    The truck, carrying 12 tonnes of freshly brewed beer, lost most of its load on a sharp left-hand turn at the bottom of a hill, according to Kassel police inspector Wolfgang Jungnitsch.

    Nearly 80 crates carrying about 800 litres flew off the truck, most of the bottles smashed, and their contents quickly froze in the chilly temperature of about -4 degrees Celsius (25 Fahrenheit), he said.

    "A sheet of ice quickly formed and the air was filled with beer fumes," Jungnitsch said.

    It took an hour to clear the intersection, and police said the trucker faced a fine for not securing his load properly.

    29 December

    Player sets unwanted record with three-second dismissal

    LONDON (Reuters) - A player with English minor league club Chippenham Town has set a record for the fastest-red card in senior soccer when he was sent off for a wild tackle three seconds after kickoff, media reported on Monday.

    Striker David Pratt, 21, was dismissed in a Southern Premier League game against Bashley on Saturday.

    The previous fastest sending-off is generally accepted to be 10 seconds for Bologna's Giuseppe Lorenzo after he struck an opponent in a 1990 Italian league game.

    English soccer's previous "best" was 13 seconds when Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper Kevin Pressman handled outside his box in a game in 2000.

    Also in 2000 an English amateur player, Lee Todd, was sent off after two seconds when he responded to the referee's whistle to start the game by saying "xxxx me, that was loud" and was dismissed for foul and abusive language.

    21 December

    The mom song

     

    The lyrics:

    "The Mom Song"

    Get up now
    Get up now
    Get up out of bed
    Wash your face
    Brush your teeth
    Comb your sleepyhead
    Here's your clothes and your shoes
    Hear the words I said
    Get up now! Get up and make your bed
    Are you hot? Are you cold?
    Are you wearing that?
    Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
    Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
    Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
    Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
    Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
    Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
    Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
    Don't shovel
    Chew slowly
    But hurry
    The bus is here
    Be careful
    Come back here
    Did you wash behind your ears?
    Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
    Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
    Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
    Get along! Don't make me come down there
    Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
    Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
    Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
    Can you even hear a word I say?
    Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
    Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
    No more computer time tonight!
    Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
    Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
    Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
    You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
    Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
    You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
    But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
    Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
    Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
    Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
    Eat the food I put upon your plate
    Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
    Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
    Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
    Get a dose of,
    "I don't care who started it!
    You're grounded until you're 36"
    Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
    And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
    If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
    That you're too old to act this way
    It must be your father's DNA
    Look at me when I am talking
    Stand up straighter when you walk
    A place for everything and everything must be in place
    Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
    Oh!
    Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
    Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
    Don't forget, I love you
    And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
    You don't need the reason why
    Because, because, because, because
    I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
    I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
    Ta da!!!

    16 December

    Angry journalist throws shoes at Bush' head

    Angry journalist throws shoes at Bush' head

    Woedende journalist gooit schoenen naar hoofd Bush
    President Bush got a pair of shoes thrown at his head in Bagdad, an expression of contempt in Iraq. Bush avoided them and both shoes missed their target.

    05 December

    Need a new car? Belgian car dealer offers second car for free

    BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Buy one, get one free: it's a familiar sales pitch for happy-hour cocktails or last season's fashions, but now a Belgian car dealer is luring customers with just that line.

    Antwerp-based Cardoen, which sells about 10,000 new and nearly new cars per year, started the promotion at the end of November and said it would run until December 15.

    During that period, customers can choose from a range of new, full-price cars -- the cheapest being a 22,800 euro (19,878 pound) Hyundai van -- and then pick a second free vehicle from a selection that goes up to 14,000 euros.

    "People have been coming in from all over Belgium and abroad," Cardoen's Commercial Director Ivo Willems said, adding that Cardoen's eight showrooms had seen more than 10 times their usual number of visitors since the promotion began.

    "People will still buy cars, you just have to give them as much advantage as possible, to sell in an innovative way."

    Willems said Cardoen was able to run the promotion without losing money because distributors in southern Europe had been so desperate to get cars off their lots that they were selling them to Cardoen at large discounts.

    The move underscores how difficult the situation has become for an auto industry buckling under a global economic downturn.

    Belgian new car registrations fell 16.4 percent year-on-year in November, according to data released on Monday. In Spain, sales nearly halved.

    Willems said Cardoen had yet to see an impact on its sales from the downturn.

    04 December

    Refuse man collects £10,000 banknote jigsaw

    LONDON (Reuters) - A rubbish collector in central England could have a very good Christmas if he can solve one of the biggest jigsaw puzzles going -- 10,000 pounds-worth of torn up bank notes.

    Graham Hill found the large bundle of cut up 10- and 20-pound notes while emptying bins in Lincoln last May, according to the Lincolnshire Echo newspaper.

    He handed the package to police, but after six months no one had claimed the notes and investigators could find no evidence that it was stolen or linked to criminal activity.

    The Bank of England said it would exchange the notes for new ones if Hill could piece the money back together again.

    "Providing the bank notes meet the evidence requirements, then an application for reimbursement should be successful," a central bank spokeswoman said. "In particular we look at the two serial numbers on the front of the notes."

    Colleagues of Hill's are hoping he gets to work quickly.

    "I just hope he pieces enough of the notes back together to get a round of drinks in at the works Christmas do," a co-worker was quoted as saying. "Christmas is only around the corner, so any bonus will be welcome."

    Marokkaanse pieten verdedigen sint tegen schoffies

    Sorry for the people who can't read Dutch, I don't feel like translating this...



    Sinterklaas wordt in lastige Amsterdamse buurten bijgestaan door Marokkaanse zwarte pieten. Dat bevestigt coördinator van de Sinterklaascentrale Amsterdam Leo Nassy donderdag na een bericht in het AD.

    De Marokkaanse pieten kunnen lastige straatjongeren in hun eigen taal aanspreken als ze vervelend doen. "Het leukste voor die jongelui is bijvoorbeeld om de baard van sint af te trekken." De maatregel is ongeveer vier jaar geleden ingesteld. "Sinterklaas werd toen gemolesteerd in een winkelcentrum in Osdorp", zegt Nassy. "Dat was voor ons de druppel."

    Om een probleemgebied te bezoeken zijn nogal wat maatregelen nodig. "Bepaalde sinterklazen zijn goed geoefend in bepaalde wijken. We gaan niet als er geen beveiligingsmedewerkers worden geregeld. Verder nemen we minimaal vijf pieten mee, en dan zitten er vaak grote jongens tussen." Een chauffeur waakt bij de wagen van de goedheiligman om te voorkomen dat de ramen worden ingeslagen of de lak wordt bekrast. Ook agenten zijn werkzaam als piet. "En die kunnen 24 uur per dag optreden", benadrukt Nassy. "Het is eigenlijk schandalig dat dit nodig is, maar het is niet anders."

    Sinds de inzet van de 16- of 17-jarige Marokkanen zijn er volgens Nassy nauwelijks problemen. "De jongeren schrikken zich lam als hun in hun eigen taal wordt verteld dat ze moeten ophoepelen. Dat verwachten ze niet."

    Van een regelrechte strijd tussen Marokkanen en Sinterklaas is geen sprake. Vaak zijn het Marokkanen zelf die willen dat de sint op bezoek komt. Ook kinderdagverblijven met veel Marokkaanse klanten willen graag dat de sint langskomt."

    De sinterklaascentrale gebruikt de inkomsten van andere bezoeken om gratis op bezoek te komen in armere buurten. Vaak zijn dat ook de buurten die de meeste overlast en de hoogste kosten met zich meebrengen, bevestigt Nassy. "Arme kinderen hebben ook recht op een leuk sinterklaasfeest."

    Maar niet iedereen neemt de traditie over. De Marokkanen die lastig doen, zijn volgens Nassy jaloers op degenen die wel cadeaus van de kindervriend krijgen.

    Niet alleen Marokkanen kunnen trouwens voor overlast zorgen. "In het verleden zijn pieten door donkere mensen in het water gegooid. Ze voelden zich beledigd, terwijl de zwarte kleur gewoon door de roet van de schoorsteen komt, onbegrijpelijk", vindt Nassy, zelf van Joods-Surinaamse afkomst.